Funny Hospital Precedure OUCH! OUCH! 😷🥵🤣🤣

Its been a funny old day. When I woke this morning I felt so within myself like everything seemed an effort, I my face was drawn and I felt unwell. When my friend came round, he reminded me I had a hospital appointment. I had to rush around and have a quick shower before he took me to K/G Hospital. I had a long walk to gynaecology unit which was rather difficult and very slow for me as I've got a bad foot, I had a bad fall last holiday Monday, phew bad means bad, that's another story. Anyway getting back to my appointment. I had 3 tests, the last one really hurt so bad...OUCH! OUCH! MUFFLED SCREAM🥵 and I swore blud murder 🤬 😳 at the Dr. I wish I hadn't though she's only doing her job, but it just came out ya know, anyway it made the 2 Drs and nurses laugh, I think its the way I said it ( my friends tell me I put things over in a funny way even when I swear 🙊 ) after the procedure the Dr said here's some chocolates, I said dont bribe me with fucking chocolates after she hurt me and I told her where to put her bloody chocolates 😱, and they all laughed all the more, I was serious and really and at her. I think the other nurses heard me outside the room too because they were laughing too 😲😳 

My friend brought me home and I went in my next door neighbour J for a cup of tea before I came to my flat. He asked how I got on at the hospital. I told him what happened in more detail and graffic and added a bit to it and he was in stitches of laughter...lollol, I say it how it is, (sometimes) I exaggerate to make it sound more funny ya know and kept a straight face. 

Later when I was home in my own flat my friend came round to see how I got on at the hospital. So I told her right, a bit more graffic, OMG she was in stitches and rolling about on my sofa, she came over weak and bloody wet herself...lollol 

I tell ya if I can think of something to laugh about and make it sound funny even though it aint I'll go for it. That's what I did even though I was in agony at the time. The Drs and nurses who were doing the procedure had a good laugh anyway.

🙂🙃🙂

Sandra 🤭😉